Veerandi lõpp
Neli korda aastas keeravad kõik õpsid korraga ära. Teate küll, on veerandi lõpp. Kõlab umbes sama ähvardavalt kui sajandi lõpp... Kaheksa nädalat kooliorjust saab lapsukestel reedel täis. Ees ootab veel 7+10+10 ehk kokku 27 nädalat. Koera koon on ukse vahel, muust pole veel juttugi. Igatahes on maja täis tädisid (Eesti koolides peaasjalikult ju ikka naisõpetajad ning enamik seal viiekümneste tädide eas), kes kakerdavad mööda klasse ja koridore, päevikud kaenlas, silmad e-kooli jõllitamisest krõllis, suus ainult üks jutt: "Kus nad enne olid? Ma ei jõua, ma ei jõua..."
Ma ise olen suhteliselt roosa. St rahulik. Viisin kõllid kooli ja kuulasin terve päeva - kui aega oli oma kabinetis olla! - muusikat. Mida valjemini panin, seda paremaks meeleolu muutus. Ma nimelt ei viitsi eriti karjuda, kuidas ma ei jaksa, ma ei viitsi lapsi kiruda, ma ei viitsi e-kooli ja päevikuid tirida. Mul oli plaan: järelvastamised on toimunud, e-kooli täitmise lõpetasin 15 minutit tagasi, päevikud täidan homme tunniplaanijärgsete tundide ajal. Kas ma pole mitte geenius?
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Eile käisime Krisi juures gängiga. Nagu ikka lot´s of food, gossips and laughing. Põhjusmõtteliselt oli lahe ning enne kümmet K.-kesega koju sõites oli mul vaatamata ilmselgele ülesöömisele (no ikka väga-väga palju pitsat-viinamarju-banaane-jäätist-kohvi) ning kaloripommile (ma olen nüüd poolteist nädalat näljas istunud... et see ühe õhtuga maha mängida... ) oli vahva ning ma ei kahetse. Millal ma üldse viimati midagi kahetsesin?
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Kuna eile jäi 35 tõusu tegemata, siis ma mõtlesin, et teen need täna tagantjärele. Kokku siis 105 tõusu. Arvake ära, et hommikul 50 läks ludinal, aga pärastlõunaste kätte pidin kõngema. Nimelt oli täna trenn teist korda ning pärast poolteist tundi kestnud karglemist olin ikka suhteliselt läbi... Tehtud sain. Miks ma üleüldse tõusude tegemist kuu tagasi alustasin?
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You don´t need to read the following. It´s all about irony (is that a word?) and obsession. If you haven´t notice, then I mention it now, that I´m ironic and obessive. Really. Anyway. "Ironic" is a song performed by Alanis Morissette, I don´t add a link, but before you ask anything stupid, use http://www.youtube.com
Oh, did I already mentioned, that this song is all about ME?
"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out"
Ma ise olen suhteliselt roosa. St rahulik. Viisin kõllid kooli ja kuulasin terve päeva - kui aega oli oma kabinetis olla! - muusikat. Mida valjemini panin, seda paremaks meeleolu muutus. Ma nimelt ei viitsi eriti karjuda, kuidas ma ei jaksa, ma ei viitsi lapsi kiruda, ma ei viitsi e-kooli ja päevikuid tirida. Mul oli plaan: järelvastamised on toimunud, e-kooli täitmise lõpetasin 15 minutit tagasi, päevikud täidan homme tunniplaanijärgsete tundide ajal. Kas ma pole mitte geenius?
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Eile käisime Krisi juures gängiga. Nagu ikka lot´s of food, gossips and laughing. Põhjusmõtteliselt oli lahe ning enne kümmet K.-kesega koju sõites oli mul vaatamata ilmselgele ülesöömisele (no ikka väga-väga palju pitsat-viinamarju-banaane-jäätist-kohvi) ning kaloripommile (ma olen nüüd poolteist nädalat näljas istunud... et see ühe õhtuga maha mängida... ) oli vahva ning ma ei kahetse. Millal ma üldse viimati midagi kahetsesin?
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Kuna eile jäi 35 tõusu tegemata, siis ma mõtlesin, et teen need täna tagantjärele. Kokku siis 105 tõusu. Arvake ära, et hommikul 50 läks ludinal, aga pärastlõunaste kätte pidin kõngema. Nimelt oli täna trenn teist korda ning pärast poolteist tundi kestnud karglemist olin ikka suhteliselt läbi... Tehtud sain. Miks ma üleüldse tõusude tegemist kuu tagasi alustasin?
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You don´t need to read the following. It´s all about irony (is that a word?) and obsession. If you haven´t notice, then I mention it now, that I´m ironic and obessive. Really. Anyway. "Ironic" is a song performed by Alanis Morissette, I don´t add a link, but before you ask anything stupid, use http://www.youtube.com
Oh, did I already mentioned, that this song is all about ME?
"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out"
Kirjutas Kriux kell 12:19 AM
